
And my very sweet, hysterically funny 1st Grader!
Today was Mom's Day at Ethan's school and we were invited to a Mother's Day "tea." Ethan proudly escorted me to his seat in class where I got waited on with Lemonade and cookies...oh and M&M's - can't forget the M&M's! They sang a song which was stinkin' adorable, then we got a massage, card and a flowering potted plant. (Boy were were spoiled! ;)) But my favorite part? Well, my absolute favorite part was a booklet they made with "First Grade Words of Wisdom." Each child had to fill in the blanks on their own and this is how my son's read:
*ahem*
First Grade Words of Wisdom by Ethan Goree
Better to be safe than
in jail.You can't teach an old dog new
stuff.A penny saved is
keeping a penny.Don't bit the hand that
you write with. It's my good arm.As you make your bed, so shall you
get a treat.It's always darkest before
bedtime.You can lead a horse to water but
you can't lead a cat to water.An idle mind is
when your brain is frozen like when you eat ice cream.Where there's smoke, there's
smoking people.A bird in the hand is worth
$5.00.A stitch in time
is worth $4 or $5.Actions speak louder than
a mouse.Absence makes the heart
beat.Look before you
cross the road.Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man
sleepy.Two may keep a secret if
you don't tell.It's better to have loved and lost than
to throw it in the trash.The grass is always greener
than a grasshopper. Sometimes they are brown.A watched pot
blows up.Children should be seen and not
be smoking.Oh yes, I love first grade!