Friday, May 11, 2007

I *LOVE* 1st Grade!

And my very sweet, hysterically funny 1st Grader!

Today was Mom's Day at Ethan's school and we were invited to a Mother's Day "tea." Ethan proudly escorted me to his seat in class where I got waited on with Lemonade and cookies...oh and M&M's - can't forget the M&M's! They sang a song which was stinkin' adorable, then we got a massage, card and a flowering potted plant. (Boy were were spoiled! ;)) But my favorite part? Well, my absolute favorite part was a booklet they made with "First Grade Words of Wisdom." Each child had to fill in the blanks on their own and this is how my son's read:

*ahem*
First Grade Words of Wisdom by Ethan Goree

Better to be safe than in jail.
You can't teach an old dog new stuff.
A penny saved is keeping a penny.
Don't bit the hand that you write with. It's my good arm.
As you make your bed, so shall you get a treat.
It's always darkest before bedtime.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't lead a cat to water.
An idle mind is when your brain is frozen like when you eat ice cream.
Where there's smoke, there's smoking people.
A bird in the hand is worth $5.00.
A stitch in time is worth $4 or $5.
Actions speak louder than a mouse.
Absence makes the heart beat.
Look before you cross the road.
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man sleepy.
Two may keep a secret if you don't tell.
It's better to have loved and lost than to throw it in the trash.
The grass is always greener than a grasshopper. Sometimes they are brown.
A watched pot blows up.
Children should be seen and not be smoking.

Oh yes, I love first grade!

10 comments:

Micaela said...

LOL! That is just too cute (and funny!)
TFS Kelly!

Corey W. said...

OMG that is so adorable! lol and he looks so much like his mom! Great photo!

Dixie Lee said...

This is too precous!!

becky thalgott said...

Oh, Kelly! I just laughed my head off over that. What a great idea to do for a class of 1st graders. I LOVE IT!!! Precious
-Becky (mom2tyler)

april said...

Oh my goodness! Ethan is too hilarious. Sounds like he's dead set to be a non-smoker, though. Way to go!

Tracey Odachowski said...

Oh my goodness! I'm cracking up!!!!! Oh, I have to get Gabe to fill that one out just to see what he says. Gosh, our boys sure do look a ton alike, don't they! LOL! Happy Mother's Day!!!!!!

janine kaye said...

this is SOOO gorgeous..i can see a LO in that! TFS!! happy mothers day!!

Davinie said...

ohmygosh. ADORABLE. I can't wait for stuff like that!

Lisa VdV said...

Dude, that is HYSTERICAL. I finally have a computer and am catching up on blogs. If you would ever return my email we could talk about how funny your son is :) LOL.

melanie said...

that book is for sure a keepsake! so funny. :)